When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
Just found my car keys in your throw-up.
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
Randomize
