the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
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