why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
I never thought that at some point in my life I would end up in the back of a cop car dressed as Pumba #HakunaMatata
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
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