I must be too annoying 4 u.
Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
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