Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
Cab driver just said he likes mutual masturbation in the cab. Um
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
Broken heels while double fisting margaritas, picking up shirtless, bloody men and escorting them out of harms way, the meltdown when I realized I can go without a bra bc my boobs shrunk, the morning vodka red bull you were forced to drink? Which one roped you in?
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Randomize
