there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
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