it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
Someone signed my nipple.
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