The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
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