you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
Just sold all of my pants in order to buy tonight's whiskey. Goodbye, high functioning alcoholism. Hello, Dad.
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
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