I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
i just google imaged poop.
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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