dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
I needed to borrow my dads nail clippers and next to it was an industrial size box of condoms if that wasnt bad enough I dropped the clippers behind the bed and discovered hundreds of used condoms
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
Just got off the phone with poison control. They're more concerned about our alcohol intake than that the beer bong was last cleaned with pine sol.
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
when I finally convinced you to get off the floor you looked at me wild-eyed and said "the carpet was a VAST EXPANSE OF SEA"
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