i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
You can't just leave with hair like that
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
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