Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
You don't have a penis so I'm not texting you at this hour. This is penis texting hour only.
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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