we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
Tonight I celebrated marriage equality by letting a girl I don't know kiss me at the club.
You had me at "let me see your balls"
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
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