question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
I told him I thought I was pregnant and he told me he accidentally killed my bird.
Circle of life.
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