Is it normal to miss your booty call?
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
You opened the door to your apartment and shrieked "THE CHAIR IS GONE!" then punted a bag of votive candles
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
I guess "hi, I know your mom, she taught me in high school" is an effective pickup line
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
Randomize
