yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
A stranger came up to me, pointed at my drink and asked what it tasted like and proceeded to chug half of it and then walked away.
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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