Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
trust me, there is no more disappointing feeling in the world than waking up at 4 in the morning with a random half naked chick in your bed and then realizing your roommates girlfriend just wandered into the wrong room.
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
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