the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
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