Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
We just passed a billboard that said to join "jerseydoesntstink.com" and literally 15 seconds later, we could smell jersey.
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
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