Me. At least after what I've been through.
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
Pretty sure I just had sex with the black kid who grew up in a car from "angels in the outfield"
How come I never meet celebrities?
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
all my money is vodka money
I have never read a truer sentence.
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
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