ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
Note to self: remember to figure out whether melted cheese is a liquid when not stoned
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
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