WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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