I molested 6 butterflies tonight
i don't plan on having that self control this summer
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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