We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
THIS IS WHAT CELL PHONES ARE FOR! So you can tell me that you're bringing your coworker who lives in the "Halleleuia community" home for a beer SO I'M NOT DRESSED IN LEATHER LINGERIE WHEN HE WALKS IN THE FUCKING DOOR!!
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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