i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
i'm 6 minutes and 3 drinks deep before she gets here. she's do-able for a wednesday night, but i still need to mentally prepare, ya know?
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
You snapped me at 3am drunk laying on your floor asking if I knew how we couldn't have predicted the housing crisis.
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
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