"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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