no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
I broke a rule
Which One?!
The one where I shouldn't sleep with your friends. I broke this particular rule 4 times.
You're officially the worst brother ever.
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
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