He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
All I want is to send a text that says "i slept with someone while wearing nothing but purple argyle socks this weekend." But the only person i would send that to is you. But you already know. Because they were your socks.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
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