Since when is my name a synonym for head?
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
I'm sobbing to NWA
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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