It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
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