And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
I just got carded by a ten year old.
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
why is half of my head shaved?
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