Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye?
Just woke to a Christmas wrapped pack of hotdogs in my bathtub. How high did we get?
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
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