thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
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