Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
So I passed out with my boxers on in the hotel jacuzzi at 5am.. The manager who kicked me out was pretty cute so I left my name and number for her at the front desk. I'm giving it a 50/50 she calls.
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
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