ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
You took a bar mat shot.
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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