i barfeds in our rink
Small penises have feelings too.
You turned to me, asked if I was having fun yet, and then threw up onto my jeans. Thanks for the awesome first time partying experience
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
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