So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
Randomize
