Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
the guy I was hooking up with asked me if he could wear a guerilla suit during sex.
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
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