I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
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