Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
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