you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
how does that bad decision feel?
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
Randomize
