I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
A client gave me a bottle of vodka today. And he was hot with a beard. It's like he knows my soul.
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
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