Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I cockslap morals
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
Fuck you. Fuck this party. I just wanted to be pretty with a cute little tiara and boys sucking my tits, now i have a hangman game drawn on my face and jello shots in my hair.
I wanted to give you a great birthday party. You know I did.
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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