I'll bet she douches with gravy.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
Exact words that were just spoken as she was on her 6th, yes 6th piece of bread: "I'm only eating the soft and chewy inside of the bread-I am taking the crust home to feed my turtles"
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
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