Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
So the contents found in my winter coats this year: coat 1, condom and 10$. Coat 2, condom and 75$ check. Coat 3, 2.05$ and a sunflower seed.
Obviously coat 3 had the best time since you used the condom and all of the money
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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