god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
Is it bad that I feel proud to be the first one to puke in the apartment? And I did it in style?
You straight up painted the counter with steak, tequila and beer. You owe me a knew toothbrush.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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