yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
Had a slight melanoma scare this morning. Spoiler alert, it was Nutella.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
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