She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
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