If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
Even the bartender felt bad for me
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
I should start printing out disclaimer handouts and passing them out to people saying, "I can not be held responsible for anything I say or do this evening."
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
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