Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
Little spoons don't ask big questions
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
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