Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
found a strand of your hair in my car. it's 1 ft 7 inches long
wtf you measured my hair?
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
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help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
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